10 Ways To Be A Good Zimbabwean

This is, by no means, an exhaustive list of ways to be a good Zimbabwean. These are just ten tendencies I have observed over time that seem very effective in increasing popularity and more importantly, acceptance into the league of good Zimbabwean sons and daughters of the soil.

So fam, I hope you read these points well and find a way to make them work for you. Because, when all is said and done, no one wants to be that bad Zimbo of suspect principles nhai ka…

1. Be ‘humble’

Even if you do your weekly shopping (which includes that Swiss luxury muesli that’s half a civil servant’s salary) in the plush environs of your neighbourhood supermarket,  always be ready to disavow your privilege.

Money? What money? Where?

In the face of questions about how you are doing, flick your Peruvian weave out of your face and reply, “Eeeeeeeeeeeeeh, ende…

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